Build your fighter
Spend points across eight stats and unlock skills. Every build grows into one of 90 personas — The Brawler, The Glass Cannon, The Suicidal Healer…
You don't control your pig. You raise it, shape its stats and skills, then watch it walk into battle and make its own decisions — good, bad, and occasionally explosive. And when it dies, it stays dead.
Free · Early development · Android coming soon
Three steps, no controls during the fight, and a lot of pigs meeting untimely ends.
Spend points across eight stats and unlock skills. Every build grows into one of 90 personas — The Brawler, The Glass Cannon, The Suicidal Healer…
Once the battle starts it's out of your hands. Pigs pick targets, heal friends, throw grenades, teleport, charm enemies — and, as a last resort, fart.
A fallen pig nobody revives is gone for good. It joins your Ancestry with the epithet it earned, and you start again with what you learned.





Every pig leaves the battlefield with an epithet. Some are glorious. Most are not.
“Does literally nothing. May accidentally block a hit by standing in the wrong place at the right time.” — The Dead Weight, what you get when you spend no points at allBrowse all 90 personas
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