Which pig will yours become?

A crude but effective iron mace. Heavy hits land with a chance to stun. The pig develops a taste for the satisfying thud of metal on skull.

A massive blade that requires significant strength to wield. High damage but slower swing speed.

A devastating war hammer. Every strike sends nearby enemies stumbling. Ground-pound AoE available on every third attack.

Enormous axe that deals massive damage but attacks slowly. Every hit that connects is nearly guaranteed to end an engagement.

The pig's natural tusks sharpen into lethal charging weapons. Charge attacks deal bonus damage scaling with distance covered.

Elongated fangs that pierce and drain. Each hit restores a portion of damage dealt as HP. The pig learns to love the bite.

Dark-path fangs that radiate AoE lifesteal, draining all nearby enemies simultaneously. Requires a pig cold enough not to care who suffers.

When wounded, pain converts to power. The pig ignores injury and fights harder the closer it gets to death.

Attack speed doubles. Target priority collapses — the pig attacks whatever is nearest, friend or foe. Pure kinetic violence.

The pig transcends pain and reason. Attacks everything within reach including allies. Impossible to command. Cannot be stopped except by death.

Contact detonation. The pig charges the nearest enemy and detonates on impact. Guaranteed death. Massive AoE damage. No regrets.

Thick hide reinforced with crude plating. Passive damage reduction on every hit. This pig walks through punches that floor others.

The pig becomes an immovable object. Massive HP increase and full stun immunity. Crowd control simply does not work on this pig.

Unstoppable. Damage is reflected back at attackers at 25% efficiency. The pig cannot be stunned.

A passive trickle of HP restoration every combat tick. Barely noticeable in a single fight; decisive in a long attrition battle.

When not actively in melee, the pig heals rapidly. Kiting becomes a viable survival strategy — disengage, recover, re-engage.

Once per battle, at the moment of lethal damage, the pig stabilizes at 1 HP and surges back with accelerated regeneration for 5 seconds.

When HP drops below 25%, the pig finds a reserve of strength. Damage and speed both increase for the remainder of the engagement.

One lethal blow is survived. The pig absorbs what should have killed it, staggers, and continues fighting with terrifying resolve.

Two auto-revivals per battle. This pig refuses to fall. Enemies must bring it down three times to confirm the kill.

The catastrophic result of too many Calorie Stacks and too much endurance. Releases a toxic AoE cloud that poisons and slows all nearby enemies. Best used in tight spaces. Deeply undignified.

The pig stops attacking randomly. It identifies the weakest or highest-value enemy and focuses fire, dramatically improving kill efficiency.

The pig calculates approach angles. It prefers rear and side attacks, dealing bonus damage from non-frontal positions.

The pig learns to judge a wider perimeter as safe before ducking away to eat — it no longer needs a threat to be right on top of it before trusting the area is clear.

The pig will not throw a grenade, self-detonate, or vent a toxic cloud if an ally stands in the blast radius. Pure restraint — no combat bonus, just refuses to hurt its own team.

When outnumbered 2:1 or worse, the pig disengages, repositions, and re-engages from a more favorable position. Survival intelligence.

Full battlefield situational awareness. The pig considers the entire combat state and issues behavioral directives to nearby allies without needing Aura leadership. Intelligence as command authority.

The pig learns to channel volatile energy into an explosive AoE blast. Damages all enemies caught in the radius. Highly satisfying.

A zone-control spell that coats an area in ice, dealing damage over time and slowing all enemies within it. Zone denial at its finest.

Chain lightning that arcs between enemies, jumping to each additional target with diminishing but still lethal power. The pig becomes a walking storm front.

Conjures a protective shield on self or a chosen ally. Absorbs a flat amount of incoming damage before breaking. Buys critical seconds.

Significant HP restoration channelled into a single ally. Intelligence drives efficiency — higher INT means more HP restored per cast.

Resurrects a fallen ally mid-battle. The only spell in the game that directly counters permadeath in the battle context. Requires both extreme intelligence and deep empathy.

A malevolent hex that temporarily weakens all of an enemy's stats. The pig cares nothing for their suffering. That is the point.

Shatters an enemy pig's cognition. For 4 seconds they attack their own allies as though they were enemies. Devastating in clustered fights.

A continuous drain that siphons HP from the target directly into the caster. The target weakens as the caster strengthens. Pure predation.

The pig pauses mid-battle in deep calculation. After a 3-second stillness, it executes a near-perfect action — the optimal strike, retreat, or support move available in the moment.

The pig perceives the weaknesses in every enemy's stat distribution and broadcasts that knowledge to nearby allies as behavioral cues.

The pig predicts enemy actions before they execute. It begins moving to counter an attack before the attacker has committed to it. Effectively gives the pig one free action per enemy turn.

The pig moves with reduced presence. Detection radius shrinks — enemies must be closer before they notice it. The first advantage in the shadow game.

The pig vanishes entirely from enemy detection until it attacks. Completely hidden. The first strike comes as a guaranteed surprise.

While repositioning between locations, the pig is untargetable. Projectiles pass through it. It exists between attacks as a ghost. Requires both speed and tactical intelligence to exploit.

A passive percentage chance to completely avoid incoming attacks. Every point of AGI improves the odds. Some hits simply don't land.

On a successful dodge, the pig immediately counters with a precision strike. Evasion becomes a weapon — being missed now hurts the attacker.

Near-permanent evasion. The pig moves in unpredictable patterns that make it almost impossible to track. Projectiles miss. Melee swings hit air. Extremely hard to kill.

A burst of speed for rapid repositioning. Cross the battlefield in seconds, escape a bad engagement, or close in for the kill. Cooldown applies between uses.

An instant short-range blink. Not quite teleportation, but close enough. The pig crosses a short distance so fast that the animation is almost invisible.

The pig moves so fast that enemies cannot lock on. Targeting systems stutter and fail. Projectile pigs simply cannot aim at it. At max AGI, it leaves afterimages.

The apex of the agility tree for offensive play. Combines invisibility approach, guaranteed backstab critical, and instant escape dash into a single lethal package.

Early enemy awareness system. Ambush risk drops dramatically. The pig sees threats coming and communicates basic positional data to nearby allies.

All detected enemy positions are broadcast to the entire team in real time. This pig becomes a living radar. The team stops being surprised.

Full map awareness broadcast to the entire allied team every tick. Every enemy position, movement vector, and HP state is known. The fog of war evaporates.

The pig discovers it can throw things with disturbing accuracy. Rocks, bones, food scraps — anything becomes a projectile. Can now attack from outside immediate melee range.

A precision-targeted long-range strike that deals 2.5× normal damage. The pig lines up the shot, calculates for 1 second, then fires. It rarely misses.

On critical hits, the pig's precision reaches one-shot potential. Against low-HLT targets, a single perfectly aimed shot ends the encounter instantly. The battlefield's most feared sniper.

The pig sees threats everywhere. It attacks on sight without discrimination. Allies within detection range can trigger this — with lethal consequences. High awareness, broken filter.

Hostile to anything that moves. Allies, enemies, the wind — all register as threats. The pig fights with terrifying effectiveness against everything. Absolutely uncontrollable.

The pig's presence energises nearby allies. All pigs within the aura radius receive a passive damage boost as long as the leader is alive and within range.

The pig actively directs allies toward high-value targets. It overrides individual pig instinct with coordinated focus-fire. Works on pigs with WILL < 60.

Full squad strategy. This pig maintains a priority queue for the entire team, routing allies to objectives, managing flanks, and deciding when to press or retreat. The closest thing to a player controller within the autonomous system.

A flash of overwhelming social magnetism that distracts an enemy pig for 3 seconds. During that window, the target does nothing. Works through the eyes. Requires coldness of heart.

A sustained psychic pressure that causes an enemy to waste 2 full action cycles doing nothing productive. The target is not stunned — they're busy. Just not with anything useful.

Temporarily seizes control of an enemy pig's behavior. For 5 seconds the target fights for this pig's team. Can be used to steal a follower from an enemy Guru. The most feared social weapon in the game.

Pigs with the Devotion trait in range will bond to this pig. A bonded Disciple protects the Guru above all other priorities. The relationship is mutual — and exploitable.

Up to 3 permanent followers cluster around this pig. They take attacks meant for the Guru, execute targets on command, and refuse to retreat while the Guru lives. Community with consequences.

Up to 5 followers. The Guru becomes immune to fear effects. When the Guru speaks, the entire team adjusts. In large battles a Divine Pig manages an effective 6-pig combat unit alone.

The pig's mental fortitude creates a natural barrier. Charm effects and Devotion bonding no longer function against this pig. It cannot be captured by social mechanics.

Fear, Guru pull, and Brainwash all fail against this pig. Its commitment to its own behavior tree is absolute. No social or psychological override takes hold.

Complete immunity to all mental effects. The pig also perceives through Stealth — its clarity of mind cuts through illusion. The only pig a Guru truly cannot touch.

No panic under any circumstance. Routing, fear spells, and psychological pressure cannot disrupt this pig's planned sequence of actions. It does what it was going to do.

This pig fights at full effectiveness even at 1 HP. Wound penalties, stagger, and combat fatigue modifiers are ignored entirely. Hurt it all you want. It won't slow down.

Every primary stat gains a bonus equal to 20% of this pig's WILL score. WILL 90 = +18 to all stats. The ultimate investment in mental strength as physical multiplier.

Once in a while, mid-battle, YOU get to tell this pig what to do next — attack, run, patch up, stick with the team. It obeys for a few ticks. You have five seconds to choose; the fight does not wait. 25% chance per battle, at most once.

The voice from above comes more often: 45% chance per battle that the Hand of God offers you an order.

This pig is listening. 65% chance per battle that the Hand of God offers you an order.

Still 65% for a first order — and once it is settled, a 30% chance the Hand of God comes back a second time in the same battle.

The pig seeks death. Not randomly — deliberately. It charges the strongest visible enemy. Fear is gone. Self-preservation is gone. What remains is pure forward momentum.

Self-preservation is gone entirely. The pig ignores wounds, ignores retreat triggers, ignores being outnumbered. It fights until the absolute end. A Guru with Kamikaze access can weaponize this perfectly.

Contact detonation triggered by the pig's own despair. It charges the nearest target and detonates on contact. Massive AoE. Guaranteed death. Unlocks from WILL's dark path — a different route to the same terrible end as STR's explosive path.

The pig rushes to wounded allies and stabilizes them in combat. Stops bleed-out. Not a full heal — but enough to keep a pig in the fight that would otherwise drop.

A complete in-combat HP restoration on a single ally. The pig stops fighting, kneels beside a damaged teammate, and restores them fully. Requires both empathy and enough intelligence to know how.

Revives fallen allies without magic. Heals at range. The pig does not need to be adjacent — it can save a pig across the battlefield with a focused surge of care. The ultimate support build.

When a low-HP ally is targeted, this pig steps in to intercept the attack. Takes the hit instead. Protective instinct expressed as a combat action.

The pig designates a single ally and absorbs all damage directed at that ally for the duration of the engagement. The designated pig is effectively untouchable while this pig lives.

The pig actively seeks its heroic death. It will sacrifice itself in the most tactically impactful way available — shielding the Guru, absorbing an AoE, or detonating a last-moment body block. When triggered, the death animation stuns all nearby witnesses.

Enemies briefly hesitate before attacking this pig. Something in its demeanor gives them pause — a fraction of a second that costs them a full action in fast fights.

A zone radiating from this pig where all combat slows significantly. Attack speed, movement speed, and spell cast rates all drop inside the radius. Great for buying time. Maddening to fight through.

The pig becomes untargetable by enemies. It exists as pure support. Cannot attack. Cannot be attacked. Countered only by Dark Arts abilities that bypass all immunity. The ultimate support role and the most vulnerable to Mind Control.

A pure empathy-driven revival. Without magic, without INT — just the desperate refusal to let a teammate stay dead. Lower efficiency than the INT-route Revive, but requires no spell investment.

A timed AoE explosion thrown at a target location. Pigs in radius take heavy damage. Low-INT pigs may fumble the throw. Satisfying when it works. Also satisfying when an enemy fumbles theirs.

Attaches to an enemy pig. The target panics, potentially running into its own allies before detonation. Pure chaos engineering.

A thrown canister that releases a lingering AoE cloud. Pigs inside it are slowed and take damage over time. The cloud persists on the battlefield for several seconds — zone denial in chemical form.

Placed on the ground, triggered by proximity. Invisible to enemies with VIS < 40. Low-INT pigs that place them have a chance to forget the location. At INT < 10, self-detonation is nearly guaranteed.

Placed and held. The pig detonates it manually on the most strategically optimal trigger. Requires intelligence to time correctly. A tactical weapon in a very specific pair of hooves.

Disguised as food — an irresistible lure for hungry pigs. Any pig that investigates triggers DOT and confusion. Requires the cold calculation of a pig with no empathy.